Have you been to a Subway lately? It’s like takin’ the SATs just to get a sandwich. ‘Do you want it toasted?’ ‘What kind of bread?’ ‘Cheese?’ I’m like—just give me SOMETHIN’ that looks like lunch! I didn’t know I had to major in Cold Cuts & Decisions to eat! I’m sweatin’ in line, guy behind me is breathin’ heavy, I’m one wrong topping away from a breakdown. It ain’t right!” | Sebastian Maniscalco
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Have you been to a Subway lately? It’s like takin’ the SATs just to get a sandwich. ‘Do you want it toasted?’ ‘What kind of bread?’ ‘Cheese?’ I’m like—just give me SOMETHIN’ that
Sebastian Maniscalco. . Have you been to a Subway lately? It’s like takin’ the SATs just to get a sandwich. ‘Do you want it toasted?’ ‘What kind of bread?’ ‘Cheese?’ I’m like—just give me SOMETHIN’ that looks like lunch! I didn’t know I had to major in Cold Cuts & Decisions to eat! I’m sweatin’ in line, guy behind me ...
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