TVLine picks our favorite quotes from the past week in TV, including moments from 9-1-1, All's Fair, Bob's Burgers, Grey's Anatomy and more shows.

If there is one hockey personality who is famous for having the most outrageous quotes, it’s long-time NHL coach John ...

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Looking for a roundup of hilarious sarcasm quotes? Here they are. You're soooo welcome. Love ’em or hate ’em, there’s a reason sarcasm quotes are all over the internet. Like funny sayings, sarcasm ...

101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean ...

Arch Manning and the Texas Longhorns were able to stay in the win column with Saturday's close victory over Diego Pavia and the 17th-ranked Vanderbilt Commodores. The former five-star recruit put ...

Tom Aspinall Trolls Ciryl Gane With Freddy Krueger-Inspired Halloween Post On Friday, Aspinall joined in on the Halloween fun by poking fun at his own misfortune. The heavyweight champion posted a ...