But has the 1.1million-follower-having, clue-excavating ace ever been tested by a generic football birthday card from someone’s aunt? No. Then let’s begin.

Once pulled, the "Joker Birthday Card" will continuously play a generic birthday song that sounds like it's from the '60s, and it'll play on and on and on, until you destroy it or let the battery ...

He receives a generic birthday card, watches boring TV programmes and plays the piano to nobody. When his father does come home, all the boy receives is a 100-dollar note.