Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...

1."He chewed on my hair while we watched a movie in the theater. I'll never forget feeling someone tugging on my hair, going ...

12."I went on a first date with a guy who kept going to the toilet and explained in great detail about how he has a 'weak stream' and talked about all the necessary medical investigations about it. No ...