“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Boo.” “Boo who?” “Aw, don’t cry, it’s Halloween!” “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Orange ...

Here's a Halloween riddle for you: What has a tail and four feet, but no arms or legs? If you guessed a cyclops or other scary monster, better luck next time, because that's incorrect. We can't argue ...

Searching the Web for the very best Halloween humor has been a fun task—more than I could have imagined. I have to admit, though, that in my explorations I was obliged to wade through hundreds of ...

Here’s a little poem I’ve conjured up about Halloween monsters: Don’t ever play pingpong with King Kong. Don’t ever take blood tests with Dracula. Don’t you dare give a wedgie to Frankenstein. Your ...