Could an extremely caffeinated and sugar-loaded soda transform a human into a harsh-noise-music powerhouse known as Jolthrower? If you can bury a chicken nugget from that arch-logoed fast-food eatery ...

Sounds like: TV static rushing in to fill the empty spaces of a lobotomized brain. Given the sound of Machine Country’s music, you’d think they’d spent their whole lives bumping foreheads in basement ...